Phone rings. "Have you ever had any accidents or injuries?", he asks. Gah...
"I did once have an elevator fall on me. weighing about 80 tons. I was just walking along, when someone cut the cable and it fell on me."
"Where was this?" he asks.
"Swansea." "So, was that quite a serious injury?" "It put me in a coma for two months. but then I got up and walked away."
"So... er... you must be a pretty strong man..."
"Well... not really!"
*CLICK* as he hangs up...
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